2008

“At the White House, I waved wildly to the sniper on top of...”
— Tales from DC

carnage

“It is comical to me that in the past decade, I’ve seen...”
— Slashdotter

Swastika, Ontario

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TwitterIM

THU May 29th “IM remains offline today but we completed the testing of an important technology...

Racism… it’s always unacceptable.

hey d’anna, want this earth?

from the “well done star wars action figure”...

hybrid escalade

brownpau: Hybrid Escalade!
brownpau: It's like DIET BACON FAT

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“I don’t know, but my Halloween tradition is: if you...”
— aubilenon

What is the square root of cat?

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“Do not tell Malkin that coffee is a beverage that came to...”
— srboisvert

“Trust me - I’ve been in the music industry for a while - no...”
— My first brush with the music...

“Well, in 2004, I expect to be campaigning for the reelection...”
— John McCain, Aug 2000

boyardee

nikki: I brought in a can of Chef Boyardee
brownpau: The San Francisco treat.
brownpau: Oh wait.

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HORSE ACTION SADDLE!!!

“I just want to report that this morning, I personally...”
— Joe Lieberman

Fun ad placement.

“A friend of mine gave me a Philip Glass record. I listened...”
— mefi

(via catbird)

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“I hope, although there is little chance, that on the page...”
— Heddle

“That illusion yielded to the housing bubble economy, which...”
— Kunstler

“I LIKE YOU I LIKE TO EAT FOOD DO YOU WANT TO EAT FOOD WITH...”
— esch

1up

pg: there's stencil graffiti on the sidewalk outside my office
pg: it says "1UP"
pg: with a picture of a red mushroom
pg: this infuriates me
esch: why
pg: 1UP mushrooms are green
esch: oh

khan

RonMexico: oh but theres a genghis khan movie coming
bp: Genghis....
bp: KHAAAAAAAAAAN
twentynine: *crickets*

wild

stynxno: congrats on both of your anniversaries
bp: thanks
stynxno: going to do anything wild?
bp: yeah we might put pepper on our food
bp: REALLY LIVING ON THE EDGE NOW
stynxno: !quote bp
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Lemons. Perfect for orange juice.

generations

brownpau: a whole climax consisting of stewart, shatner, and mcdowell in a fist fight seemed too much like a brawl in a rest home.
eddietor: well, the notion that Picard needs to go into the Nexus to retrieve famed Captain James T. Kirk in the prime of his paunch to engage in fisticuffs is already too laughable to bear.
eddietor: "Why me?"
eddietor: "Because I tried taking him on solo, and that didn't work. Can you be the diversion?"
eddietor: "Sure, why not. Sounds like fun."

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the sith hits the fan

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(via lysol)

“I am poop inviting you to join Twine so that poop we can...”
— twine invite from rupa

livejamie: This is by far the most glorious discovery...

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vp hillary

lysol: I think she'd be an ok vp
lysol: you know, no real power and all
bp: she might also pull a gaius baltar and run for a nomination against obama's second term
humpcunian: that's like... umpmteen amount fanboy

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kkk ferris wheel

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Misfired artillery crashes into girl's bed -...

marco: (via mdfsmash)

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frogurt (simpsons)

Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.
Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: [worried] That's bad.
Owner: But you get your choice of topping!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate.
Homer: [stares]
Owner: That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?

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Explanation: “Baby” is a common female nickname...

“Let’s listen to death metal and eat cookies.”
— coworker

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Are these scammers even trying anymore?

headlessness: BP (via blech) ”Faded signage, presumably...

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“The Alamo Elementary School fifth-grader knew that its...”
— Mich. 5th-Grader Finds...

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wtfnsfw: Japanese Doritos

(via milhouse)

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Comment I left on YouTube video which turned out to be...

Problem of evil - Wikipedia, the free...

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“How China Created Its Olympics Logo” via...

merlin: via lonelysandwich Complicated Drumming Technique...

“In 2001 95% of the murders in New York City were commited...”
— #mefi link log

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