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2007

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REAL SMOOTH MOVES
Dec 22nd
korean shaman stabbing pig
Dec 22nd
(Times when I am truly happy) (Times when I am wearing...
Dec 22nd
Find X.
Dec 21st
Mil-House
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Rudolph the RSS Reindeer
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Also see “morans.”
Dec 20th
“Ron Paul’s opposition to civil rights, voting rights for the...”
— me
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“Everytime the name Luz appears on the page, I read it as...”
— stynxno
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“Yea, that whole ‘backwards Love’ thing seems to...”
— Wonkette commenter
Dec 17th
“So you have a cellphone which, out of the box, is locked to...”
— me, here
Dec 17th
Capitol in rain, Washington DC, c. 1919 
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“Little-known fact: brownpau’s cat was at one point the...”
— Krrrlson
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“If one had to subsist on a diet of only Vivaldi, everything...”
— Jeremy Nicholas
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“He did not write 400 concertos; he just wrote one and copied...”
— Igor Stravinsky, on Vivaldi
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JOSHCO
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u

bp: who else has tumblr
Wedge: http://wedge.tumblr.com
bp: i add u
Wedge: no u
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inches

terrapin: http://terrapin-gardens.net/cam.php
brownpau: Nice, how many inches?
terrapin: i am guessing 6-8 right now
terrapin: more to come tonight i hear
brownpau: Cool, and how about the snow?
terrapin: hahaha
Dec 14th

thawte

lysol: duckstab: where should I buy a SSL cert for work from
esch: thawte
duckstab: http://certs.ipsca.com/
lysol: why thawte
esch: why nawte?
esch: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
lysol: haw
duckstab: olol
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bienvenue

-> jenny has joined mefi
pg: jenny
bp: /whois jenny
> jenny is ~jenny32@cloak-A2644438.dhcp212-198-248.noos.fr (32 F .O..)
> jenny is in the following rooms: mefi, webmasters, mypants, -f
bp: Bienvenue à le chanel #mefi, Jenny! Veuillez vous appuyez sur Alt + F4 sur votre clavier pour plus d'options!
<- jenny has disconnected (Quit: jenny)
bp: sacre bleu
bp: le pownage
Dec 14th

sox

bp: i didn't even know the world series had started
bp: is it over yet?
esch: bp: yes
esch: bp: sox
bp: sox won again eh?
bp: it's a new curse
bp: NOW THE SOX WILL WIN ALL THE WORLD SERIES
bp: UNTIL A GOAT CAN ENTER FENWAY PARK
Dec 14th

tv

bp: star wars television series moving forward
bp: new star trek film cast completed
bp: battlestar galactica is back, bionic woman is back
bp: you know in 2020, they won't have anything to recycle on TV or film that wasn't already previously recycled 20 years prior
stynxno: battlestar : the prequel
Godbert: I Love Lucy: The Next Generation
stynxno: : bp: our brains will be mush at that point so we won't remember the stuff from 20 years ago
stynxno: Leave it to Beaver : The College Years
tehloki: degrassi retirement high
Godbert: Cheers 2.0
Godbert: Coach -> Manager
bp: I still think Simpsons could break new ground in TV by aging everyone 2-3 years
bp: It would be either a revolutionary new step -: or more likely a shark-jump
tehloki: or age everyone retroactively
tehloki: heh
tehloki: bart is now a 30-year-old alcoholic
stynxno: Old Man Meets World
bp: Imperfect Strangers
Godbert: Slightly Less Full house
bp: BIG Wonder
necKro: relocate the whole show to 17th-century puritan new england
stynxno: Love and Divorce
veronica: 'house' could combine with 'this old house'
tehloki: collective life pod guy
Godbert: and through it all, there'll still be Law and Order, making new stories by taking characters from one old episode and the plot from another
Godbert: This Old Dr. House
stynxno: LOST house on the Prarie
veronica: CSI: Survivor
tehloki: sesame street: the fall of man
Godbert: Survivor: Sesame Street
brick: i heard Sesame Street was pretty impermeable
tehloki: mashups would be better
stynxno: the ingals crash land on an island in the middle of Kansas hoping to survive.
necKro: Sesame 21 Jump Street
stynxno: The Altos
stynxno: (you know, like sopranos)
Godbert: Family Guy's "Homicide: Life on Sesame Street"
tehloki: all my circuits from futurama seems plausible
tehloki: even if it would be a show about robots, for people
tehloki: instead of... for robots
Godbert: Rocky: The Series
stynxno: Rocky would work since I'm sure he'll still be alive.
brick: somebody said the series was like the quantum mechanics 'many worlds theorom'
Godbert: when Stallone needs more money again
stynxno: T.J. Reno
bp: all my circuits is actually a good idea
bp: they could spin it off
stynxno: Family Anti-Mater -> urkel in Star Trek
Godbert: As the Planet of the Apes Turns
bp: TOTAL RECALL: FOURTH ROCK FROM THE SUN
bp: JOHN LITHGOW
bp: ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
bp: BIG GUNS
bp: THIS SUMMER
bp: DECOMPRESSION IS NOT THE ONLY THING THAT WILL BE EXPLOSIVE
necKro: there was already a Total Recall series
stynxno: Reading Rainbows Galatica
tehloki: I think we just turned into something awful
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popcorn

dmd: http://www.nytimes.com/2007/09/05/us/05popcorn.html?em&ex=1189310400&en=d4c8775e9c496393&ei=5087%0A
dmd: POPCORN KILLS
bp: whoa, is there anything popcorn can't do?
bp: it's like chuck norris
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don't stop believing

bp: omg keynote
bp: http://www.macrumorslive.com/
bp: i bet at the end of the keynote, steve jobs says "oh and one more thing"
bp: then all the stage lighting just fades to black and the conference is over
Dec 14th

badumtish

eddie_tor: I typically send unfiltered spam straight to my spam folder, but this was too good.
eddie_tor: Subject: Big your piano, be a real man
eddie_tor: Chicks always laugh at me and even guys did in the WC toilets!
Well now I smile : ] at them because I took megadlk for 6 months
and now my disk is much bigger than NATION average piano size. : p
obrownpau: disk bigger than piano eh
obrownpau: that'll need one heck of a drive
obrownpau: [ba dum tish]
obrownpau: if spamusement were still up i'd recommend forwarding it but alas
eddie_tor: you miss your wedding band, don't you?
eddie_tor: or the drummer, at least.
obrownpau: hahaha
obrownpau: actually i've been regularly [ba dum tish]-ing myself in IRC for years; hearing the drummer do it for me IRL was like a dream come true
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warren

bp: i haven't read warren ellis since he posted that aerial photo of a shuttle launch with the label "seen from the ISS" and never corrected it
bp: http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=3183 - see, he still hasn't
esch - Where is it from?
bp: it's from a chase plane
bp: http://www.snopes.com/photos/space/shuttlelaunch.asp
bp: a wb-57
esch - that makes more sense.
bp: someone posted it to the blue that day and brought warrenellis.com down
bp: digg may have been involved
DAQ - I still don't see why that matters so much, bp
bp: IT MAKES ME SO... ANGRY
cortex - heh
DAQ - so he is in error about a picture he found on the intarwebs and hasn't bothered to fix it
bp] turns green and rampages
bp] changes nick to bp]hulk
DAQ - considering how many things he posts daily to his various websites, mailing lists, journals, etc, you can't expect someone to be right all the fucking time
bp]hulk - HE NOT FIX PHOTO CAPTION
bp]hulk - SMASH
-> stynxno has joined mefi
bp]hulk PICKS UP STYNXNO
cortex pages Ang Lee
DAQ - I'm sure he'd appreciate a kindly worded e-mail to ask him to correct the caption
stynxno flails about
bp]hulk - RAAAWWWRRRR
DAQ - I'm sure he won't snarkily make great loads of fun of you for being anal about it
bp]hulk changes nick to bp]
bp: not angry anymore
DAQ - because, you know, he's a nice man
DAQ - though I'm actually curious as to what level of bile and hatred he would bestoy upon you
DAQ - you should email him and tell him you hate him just for that one thing
DAQ - it would be amusing to me
DAQ - it's like watching someone poke a bear cub
bp: i may seriously consider this just to see what he says
bp: it's like strong bad email
bp: "DEAR WARREN"
bp: "HOW DO YOU TYPE WITH BOXING GLOVES ON"
Dec 14th

plane

bp: http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/07/787-hangar2.jpg
reunion: that plane is being mobbed by zombies
bp: "PLAAANES!"
Dec 14th

coffee

bp: wooo coffee kicking in
bp: look at me go
bp: [alt-tab, alt-tab, alt-tab]
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tootsie

esch: I totally just cut my mouth on a tootsie pop.
bp: it's trying to get to the center of you
bp: as tootsie pops tend to do in soviet russia
Dec 14th

ikea

bp: http://hownow.brownpau.com/archives/2007/07/couch_assembly_timelapse/
bp: ikeahax
Krrrlso1: wtf
Krrrlso1: do i see you actually READING the manual?
Krrrlso1: loser
duckstab: if you skipped that part there's a good chance you could've ended up with something much cooler than a couch
duckstab: maybe a robot monkey overlord or something
duckstab: damn whats with these extra screws... and- oh fuck! robot monkey overlord!
Krrrlso1: yes, except instead of "maybe" it's "definitely"
duckstab: tab a into slot b? OH DEAR GOD I USED TAB C
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firefly

brownpau: NAR HQ is near my apartment; I'm still waiting for the first Realtor to jump from the roof.
eddietor: schadenfreude is a wonderful thing.
eddietor: not terribly charitable though.
eddietor: ah well.
eddietor: [stab]
eddietor: I guess I'm just a good man.
eddietor: [stab]
eddietor: Well, I'm alright.
brownpau: hahaha
eddietor: that and kicking niska's man into the engine intake were the 2 Mal-defining moments for me.
brownpau: Yes, quite.
brownpau: There was also a clear Zoe-defining moment when Niska was about to make her choose between Wash and Mal in the torture chamber.
eddietor: "Him".
eddietor: without even letting Niska finish.
eddietor: later that ep was great too, when Zoe says, "This is something the captain needs to do himself"
eddietor: And Mal goes, "No, no it isn't!"
brownpau: Haha yes
eddietor: and they shoot the thug.
brownpau: Too bad Wash died in Serenity, it means a revival of the series won't be quite as funny
eddietor: Yeah... :'-(
brownpau: Unless they turn River into a total comedian now that she's sane again
eddietor: Well, there's still Jayne being a jackass.
eddietor: but yes, no Book and no Wash.
eddietor: that makes me sad.
brownpau: I keep forgetting Rev Book died.
brownpau: Well, they can have Serenity II: The Wrath of Book, then Serenity III: The Search for Wash.
eddietor: LOL
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robin williams

stynxno: robin williams isn't as funny as he use to be.
bp: yeah, i found his comedic stylings in "one hour photo" and "insomnia" to fall far short of expectations
Dec 14th
“hmm maybe the large hadron collider will be the real site of...”
— azazello
Dec 14th

born

lemmer: I WISH THE PRESIDENT WAS NEVER BORN!!!!!!!!
lemmer: .........
lemmer: PASTE THIS ONTO TEN VIDEOS OR ELSE THE PRESIDENT WILL BORN
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company

m1823: I saw your resume and profolio and looks great! well experience
m1823: and Im looking for good trainor / speaker for in house seminar for our company, maybe you are interested
brownpau: where's the company located?
m1823: Makati
brownpau: I'm in Washington, DC.
m1823: Oopps
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never forget
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Tetris.
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cigs

bp: http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/new_york_new_york/the_morning_news_guide_to_urban_etiquette_new_york_city.php
bp: i broke the cigarette rule once, although that was in DC
stynxno: what's the cigarette rule?
bp: "If a lady is holding a cigarette and you're a man, it's your job to light it without disturbing her or her conversation. For this, smoker or not, you should carry a lighter; otherwise you'll have to scramble for a pack of matches and, as soon as you try to light one, a wind will suddenly appear. Feel free to silently curse The Fates."
stynxno: ahh.
bp: actually it was a different situation
bp: pretty girl asked me for a light completely out of the blue
bp: this was at a club while i was there with friends thinking about how out-of-place i felt in a club
bp: and of course i don't smoke
bp: so i suffered the indignity of telling my female friend "hey this girl needs a light"
bp: <= blew it
bp: <= big time
bp: this was back when i was single
stynxno: yeah. when you're single, you need to carry a lighter.
stynxno: also, be aware of being cock blocked. be assertive or some guy next to you will try to move on the girl who is making a pass at you.
bp: it was rather embarassing
bp: i should have mentioned i work for smokefree dc or something
bp: i would have crashed still, but i would have gone down spectacularly, in flames
stynxno: and that's the only way to do it.
bp: instead of going, "uh hey nadra, she needs a light"
stynxno: having a girl go "um. i need to talk to someone else" is the greatest thing ever.
Dec 14th

coffee

bp: i'm having Allegra Kenya Cru light blend coffee while playing weebl's Kenya
lazy: that sounds like something that immediately turns you gay
lazy: under some circumstances it might be ok to qualify "coffee"
lazy: like say
lazy: black coffee
lazy: bad coffee
lazy: but you definitely cannot use 6 words to describe coffee and remain heterosexual
Dec 14th

congress

brownpau: Hmmm, Congress is 435 people.
brownpau: That's about the crew complement of a TOS-era Constitution-class starship.
Dec 14th

lost

brownpau: btw, you watch the last Lost?
eddietor: not a Lostie, sorry.
eddietor: did the answers/question ratio improve?
brownpau: Yeah
brownpau: Plot's actually moving forward now, but I feel like it's too little, too late.
brownpau: Plus, the last episode had a Jack flashback to when he was on vacation in Thailand.
brownpau: Messing around with a local prostitute.
eddietor: are they trying to give his character a gritty edge now?
eddietor: I thought that was what Sawyer was for.
brownpau: And my first thought was, "Jack, if a sexy Thai woman in Phuket is expressing interest in you, here's a tip: SHE IS PROBABLY NOT A WOMAN."
eddietor: LOL
Dec 14th

bcbc

brownpau: If Obama and Gore were out of the picture and it came down to Clinton or Edwards I'd be torn.
brownpau: Edwards is strong on labor, but Clinton provides the irresistible prospect of a list of US Presidents which goes "Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush, Clinton"
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eco-tourism

bp: so i'm going here on sunday - http://clubnoah.com.ph/resort/index.htm
Steve: "a model-case for eco-tourism"
Steve: what does that mean?
bp: i think it means you can eat dolphins
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iLOL

eddietor: it needs to be 200 dollars cheaper and have 3 times as much battery life.
eddietor: but they didn't ask me, so what are you gonna do?
brownpau: It also needs to have an SD card slot, and not be tied down to the crappiest GSM network on the planet.
eddietor: it also needs to allow for 3rd party development.
eddietor: and be unlocked
eddietor: yes
eddietor: right, you could jettison most of the builtin flash mem if you could stick an SD in there.
brownpau: Wait, we're talking about Enterprise NCC-1701-G, right?
eddietor: Right.
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“Lost is so much fun. It’s an hour of commercials...”
— s00d
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european history

lazy: I need to acquire sustenance
bp: lazy - dinner time in norway i see
bp: er finland
lazy: fortunately the vendor of various consumable is open for business for another 30 minutes
lazy: consumables even
bp: whatever northern european country u r from
bp: Vikingland
lazy: nah
lazy: no vikings in finland
bp peruses a map of yurop
Cyrus: You Rope!
bp: http://www.mytravelguide.com/g/maps/Europe-map.gif
bp: hard to believe i was a teenager when all those eastern states were warsaw pactskis
bp: and czeckoslavakia was just one country
bp: and germany was two
bp: and poland had its circular firing squads
Cyrus: I hear ya
stynxno: still interesting that russian still owns parts of prussia
stynxno: though, it makes sense. they need more baltic ports.
bp: eh, they have the north sea
bp: which will soon be a passable shipping route
bp: maybe then freight to and from canada will begin to supplant mediterranean and mideast trade as a profit source
bp: in soviet russia, eskimo pops eat you
stynxno: oo. possible.
bp: esp if canada's oil shale deposits start producing
stynxno: are they gonna?
bp: i hear good things about the tar sands of alberta
bp envisions a trans-arctic pipeline which sends both oil and gooey ice cream under the north pole
bp: also bacon
bp: and mountie hats
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orkut

bp: should i get back on orkut
dmd: but you're not brazilian
fandangomatt: on the internet, no one knows you're not a brazilian
Dec 13th

lost

brownpau: LOST hasn't had a flashback for Vincent the Retriever yet
brownpau: I bet he has one where he mounts a poodle in Australia
brownpau: And the poodle's name turns out to be DHARMA
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pirates

[Capt_Steve] Ahoy, ye scalawags
[Dread_Stynx] ahoy you bastard of davy jones.
brownpau changes nick to HMS_Brownpau
[Dread_Stynx] yar
[Capt_Steve] Ahoy, HMS_Brownpau
[HMS_Brownpau] Ahoy, you seafaring lawbreakers
[HMS_Brownpau] We represent the British Empire
[HMS_Brownpau] And we're here to see you slackwitted miscreants spend hard time at Bottom-of-the-Atlantic Prison
Dec 11th
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ultima2

eddietor: my favorite ultima II memory... we actually got sidetracked and forgot all about having to kill Minax.
eddietor: So my neighbor Chad defeats all these pirate ships and essentially has the medieval world's largest navy.
eddietor: he arranges them into walkable bridges connecting canada with the UK and south america with africa.
eddietor: in effect, creating the atlantic reservoir.
brownpau: hahahaha
eddietor: then he waited for sea serpents to start spawning, and would lure them into the pen.
eddietor: pretty soon it was the sea-serpent-infested atlantic reservoir.
brownpau: oh man
eddietor: he was quite upset that they did not appear in other time periods.
eddietor: he'd wander up to his serpent pen every now and then to check on his pets; it wasn't ever advisable to hang around for too long.
brownpau: they had distance attacks didn't they
eddietor: those serpents were not too happy about captivity.
eddietor: yes they did.
eddietor: and, let me tell you, ow.
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flying house

Azhruwi: brownpau, you remember Flying House right?
Azhruwi: WASN'T IT AWESOME?
brownpau: omg flying house
brownpau: i kept getting flying house and superbook mixed up because they both had jesus and robots
Azhruwi: rofl bp
Azhruwi: But Flying House is > Superbook
Wedge: JESUS AND ROBOTS++++
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“once you get up into the lower pioneer valley and hartford...”
— Cyrus
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pee suit

brownpau: btw i'm going to Orlando
brownpau: family trip
eddietor: neat.
brownpau: AND I ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO DO THIS - http://www.wdwplanner.com/diving.htm
eddietor: sweet, is that the place where the non-diving folk get to see you in the tanks?
brownpau: yup
eddietor: I read about that somewhere.
brownpau: i'm reading reviews on scuba boards and apparently they tell guest divers to act like cast members
eddietor: sweeeeeeet
brownpau: that is, no rude gestures at the park guests, no scratching of crotches, no peeing in the suit
eddietor: you should take a camera and wave and point and take pictures of the tourists.
eddietor: you know, that's just being polite.
eddietor: although how could they tell if you peed in the suit?
brownpau: the telltale shimmer of a thermocline gradient
brownpau: even clear pee has body heat
brownpau: Umbriel: "Did it just get warmer?"
brownpau: </futurama>
Dec 11th

crossover

stynxno: there are no cats in america and the streets are paved with cheese
stynxno: fyi
bp: that was the only good american tail movie
bp: all the sequels sucked
bp: just like land before time
Shoegazer: yeah
stynxno: they should have combined thet two
stynxno: or did they?
bp: A LAND BEFORE TIME TAIL: FIEVEL VERSUS LITTLEFOOT
Shoegazer: oooh
heishehui: THERE ARE NO CATS IN PANGEA
Dec 11th

from mac to gay

bp: http://www.apple.com/getamac/ads/
Cyrus: just saw them
Cyrus: what do you think, bp?
bp: cyrus - lots of straw men, but cute and well-executed
Cyrus: yup
bp: my main problem is that it lacks ellen feiss
Cyrus: bwahaha
bp: it needs 100% more feiss
lazy: you know
lazy: that's still no feiss at all
heishehui: 100% of zero :/
lazy: no wait actually I was wrong
lazy: because it now has 0% feiss
lazy: so adding 100% makes it 100%
heishehui: uh well
lazy: depends on how you think about it
duckstab: 100% more though
heishehui: it depends on what that is a percentage of
Cyrus: "100% more" means doubling what is currently there
bp: oops
bp: you're right
lazy: yeah
Cyrus: so yea, 100% more of 0 is still 0
lazy: like
bp: what is proper syntax to add feiss rather then multiply
heishehui: maybe he meant as a percentage of theoretically possible feiss content
Cyrus: 'needs more feiss'?
lazy: Cyrus is 100% more gay than richard simmons
Cyrus: hey wait a second
Cyrus: >:(
heishehui: whoa
heishehui: that's really gay
bp: maybe he means gay in the classical sense
Cyrus: that's impossibly gay
bp: i think simmons is at maximum gay
bp: i.e. peak gay
Cyrus: PEAK GAY
Cyrus: in twenty years we will be experiencing severe gay shortages
lazy: there is no peak gay
bp: peak gay = maximum drilling
Cyrus: bwahahaha
lazy: gay is spontaneously created in the earth's crust
heishehui: we have to decrease our dependence on foreign gay
Cyrus: alternate lifestyle^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H energy source
lazy: this joke is so lame
Cyrus: your mom is so lame
heishehui: you're just bitter because you're foreign
lazy: hey
lazy: that's no reason to be bitter
lazy: it's good to be in a situation where you're dependent on my gay
lazy: fyi: you're definitely in trouble
lazy: I don't have much gay to give
heishehui: Aww, sure you do
heishehui: I think if you look into your heart
heishehui: you will find you have lots of gay
stynxno: #tapes: lots of gay to give
stynxno changes room topic to: #tapes: lots of gay to give
brownpau LJs this entire transcript
Cyrus: lol LJ
Cyrus: livejournal more like gayjournal
Dec 11th

wii

brownpau: did you see nintendo's official name for the Revolution?
riffraff: ooh, not yet.
brownpau: it's really funny
brownpau: http://kotaku.com/gaming/nintendo/revolution-is-officially-wii-170030.php
riffraff: that sounds like a joke
brownpau: i thought so too
brownpau: http://news.google.com/news?q=wii
riffraff: holy crap.
riffraff: revolution.nintendo.com
brownpau: i can't wait to hear all the kids telling their parents they want to "play with their wii"
riffraff: oh the pee jokes are going to come in cascades
riffraff: sounds like a pig squealing
riffraff: didn't they do any focus group testing with this name?!
brownpau: probably only in france
riffraff: hahahaha
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phpgreet

Cyrus: wbbp
brownpau: greetings($mefi['cyrus']);
stynxno: bp!
brownpau: greetings($mefi['stynxno']);
cmonkey: bp
brownpau: greetings($mefi['cmonkey'], 'hey, how's the penis?');
stynxno: if($enterchanel==1) { return $username."!"}
Cyrus: while($_USERS['brownpau']->usingCodeHumour()) smackWithTrout($_USERS['brownpau']);
Dec 10th

aol on dsl

brownpau: AOL on DSL.
brownpau: That's like putting a riceboy spoiler on your learjet.
Dec 10th

icr

jason: http://www.icr.org/
brownpau: ugh please
jason: their director of internet ministries emailed me to say he liked the Ajax Bible
brownpau: oh, wonderful
jason: i detect that you don't appreciate this org?
brownpau: Not really.
jason: i'm curious. why?
brownpau: Young Earth creationism treats the book of Genesis as though it were a post-Enlightement scientific-historical document specifically written to address questions of an empirical nature.
brownpau: The manner in which humans interacted with truth and reality was different back then, and it reflects in the nature of the God-given narrative.
brownpau: While I don't dispute that God did indeed create the heavens and the earth, it's ingenuous at the very best to force the six-day narrative structure into a scientific mold for the sake of faithfulness to literal exegesis.
jason: i see
brownpau: That said, I still do appreciate greatly that the Creationist/ID school of thought presents meaningful challenges to an increasingly complacent school of thought in evolutionary biology that we already know all the answers with regard to the origins of life -- especially that over-prominent branch of science which insists that a purely rational approach to the question necessarily means opposing religious faith in any form.
jason: so you differ on the length of the "day" in genesis
brownpau: Yeah.
jason: well... regardless of the specific ideologies of the org, its still nice to be noticed by the director of something big
jason: ;)
brownpau: Oh definitely. :)
brownpau: I mean, if Tim LaHaye emailed me to say he likes my design work, I'd still be flattered. ;)
Dec 10th

walmart

insomnyuk went away (11.24.14 PM)
Away Message: WALMART TO BUY A CHAIR - verge of madness, yes (11.24.15 PM)
11.25.20 PM brownpau: NO NOT WALMART
11.26.58 PM insomnyuk: OMG BROWNPAU
11.27.04 PM insomnyuk: ITS THE ONLY PLACE OPEN1!1
11.27.14 PM insomnyuk: oh wait, i forgot, wal-mart is teh evil
11.27.22 PM brownpau: Well, go if you must
11.27.30 PM insomnyuk: i guess i will have to find the other store that sells office supplies and TANG at 11:30 in the pm
11.27.46 PM brownpau: Fine fine sell your soul for chairs and Tang
11.28.38 PM insomnyuk: i have critics everywhere
11.28.40 PM brownpau: Have fun, SITTING ON THE BACKS OF MINIMUM WAGE INNOCENTS WHILE YOU SIP FROM THE SWEAT OF THEIR BROW
11.28.48 PM insomnyuk: LAROUCHE IN 08!!1
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buzzwords

stynxno: what's a good definition for "buzzwords?"
brownpau: Buzzwords are proactive utilizations of synergistic vocubulary seeking to produce paradigmatic value within a semantic ecosystem of business architecture.
Dec 9th
sanjurowned
Dec 9th

packet loss

shepd: I get 63% packet loss. :-(
cmonkey: That's awesome
cmonkey: you win at internet!
Dec 9th

reality

brownpau: A reality show where people are bank robbers competing to become president of a company, only the ringleader is actually an obnoxious boss who gets made over by a crack team of plastic surgeons.
brownpau: FACE/OFF/POINT/BREAK/BILLIONARES - The Reality Show
Dec 9th
“I bet when her mom was pregnant with her they called her...”
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Half Life 3! It’s so realistic!
Dec 9th

whitespace and timetravel

brownpau curses himself two years ago for his retarded code
brownpau: 2002 Brownpau was a stupid indenter
necKro: indenting isn't really, like, that hard.
brownpau: i wish 2002 BP had known that
brownpau: hunts around for a time-vortex-enabled AIM app via which he can tell himself that three years ago
brownpau: [brownpaudotcom] INDENT YOUR PHP
brownpau: [brownpauofthepast] NO
Dec 9th
“I don’t think anyone involved with CollegeHumor.com...”
— Steve
Dec 8th
“VOTE GRAVEL / DEATH RAMP ‘08”
— GIR
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