March 2008
“It must be exciting for you … in some ways romantic, in some ways, you...”
– George W. Bush
pizzAPI
bp: omg
bp: if pizza hut had an api
bp: they should call it pizzAPI
“Now, how about a way to delete more than one e-mail message at a time, Apple?”
– Apple to introduce CONTACT SEARCH ON IPHONE OMG WOW Can you imagine it? A way to search your iPhone ADDRESS BOOK hey wait my nokia phones have been able to do this for years
lrrr is an irc markov bot
lrrr: WE’RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE YOU LONG TIME
bp: the whole history of markov chains culminates in that one pinnacle of allcaps text
“Bet you Silda Wall Spitzer came *this close* to digging out the ratty old...”
– hotdogsladies
hitch
lysol: I always wanted to start a trailer hitch fabrication company and make the slogan 'I've got 99 problems and a hitch ain't one of them'
duckstab: hahah
bp: lulz
lysol: god finally proof that joke is funny
