April 2008
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generations
brownpau: a whole climax consisting of stewart, shatner, and mcdowell in a fist fight seemed too much like a brawl in a rest home.
eddietor: well, the notion that Picard needs to go into the Nexus to retrieve famed Captain James T. Kirk in the prime of his paunch to engage in fisticuffs is already too laughable to bear.
eddietor: "Why me?"
eddietor: "Because I tried taking him on solo, and that didn't work. Can you be the diversion?"
eddietor: "Sure, why not. Sounds like fun."
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“I am poop inviting you to join Twine so that poop we can keep track of our...”
– twine invite from rupa
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vp hillary
lysol: I think she'd be an ok vp
lysol: you know, no real power and all
bp: she might also pull a gaius baltar and run for a nomination against obama's second term
humpcunian: that's like... umpmteen amount fanboy
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Misfired artillery crashes into girl's bed -... →
“JEFFERSON TOWNSHIP, New Jersey (AP) — A piece of artillery that was apparently misfired by the military crashed through the roof of a New Jersey home miles away Friday and injured a young girl’s cat, which had to be euthanized, officials said.” :( Wait, “Jefferson Township?”
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Apr 10th
frogurt (simpsons)
Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.
Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: [worried] That's bad.
Owner: But you get your choice of topping!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate.
Homer: [stares]
Owner: That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?
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“Let’s listen to death metal and eat cookies.”
– coworker
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