July 2008
“I consider this very similar to child pornography, at least to the extent of...”
– CNN MORAL PANIC ALERT: PEOPLE ARE MAKING OFFENSIVE CREATURES IN SPORE!!! AND NOW A WORD FROM A RANDOM CANADIAN TEENAGER WHO FLAGGED TEN WHOLE YOUTUBE VIDEOS! TEN OF THEM! TEN!!!
“However, I feel that in the context of history that Watergate will be a very...”
– Interview with Cdr. John S. McCain III, 1973
phoneroll
bp: so i was interviewed by our local fox affiliate today for a story on metro escalator breakdowns and citizen journalism
bp: they wanted a few closeups of the phone i use
RonMexico: nice work with that video
RonMexico: what phone was it?
bp: nokia 6120c
bp: fortunately i have rickroll.mp4 on the video player just for these occasions
Lafe: that's a beautiful thing.
bp: yeah if they use the right clips, i should be rickrolling DC local news at 11pm EDT
“Can i still have a babby one day, without giving my genital worts to my feonce?”
– kiddo
No One Seems to Like Dumb Interview Questions →
usnews:
Even recruiters and managers think exotic and irrelevant interview questions are dumb.
Real Girls Eat (Organic, Grass-Fed) Meat →
usnews:
Jessica Simpson-Pamela Anderson T-shirt feud illustrates vegetarian-carnivore divide.
“At the White House, I waved wildly to the sniper on top of the roof. After 10...”
– Tales from DC 