Part of the problem, from my perspective, is that “SEO” used to mean something...– merlin
Lately I feel like somebody made a big mess and I’ve got my mop and I’m mopping...– President Obama (via nettap : amazingamanda : stevewoolf : mikehudack) (via woodlandcreature)
Google Street View Guys (via danmeth)
cortex: I just got a phone call from a Jehovah's Witness
p_g_p: Tell him he's #144,000 in the queue
congratulating people on taking VC funding is like congratulating people for...– Jake Dobkin’s Google Reader note on a shared Kottke entry
irc bot submarine
Krrrlson: LAUNCH TORPEDOES
GIR: CAPTAIN, THE TORPEDO BAYS ARE FILLED WITH BEARS!
Krrrlson: MAN PERISCOPE
GIR: CAPTAIN, THE SEA IS BOILING WITH SHARKS!
Krrrlson: MAN THE POOP DECK
GIR: CAPTAIN, LOL POOP DECK!
Krrrlson: BATTLE SPEED
GIR: dun... dun... dun... dun... dun...
Krrrlson: ATTACK SPEED
GIR: dun. dun. dun. dun. dun.
Krrrlson: RAMMING SPEED
GIR: DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-CAPTAIN, WE HAVE RAMMED AN UNDERWATER CAVE OF WEAPONIZED BEES!
Krrrlson: ABANDON SHIP
GIR: CAPTAIN, THE SHIP IS SURROUNDED BY BEARS HOLDING SHARKS!!!