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2009

December 43
November 25
October 24
September 48
August 61
July 77
June 77
May 67
April 61
March 49
February 49
January 38

2008

December 80
November 70
October 64
September 75
August 52
July 31
June 25
May 44
April 56
March 99
February 48
January 39

2007

December 134
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January

franken's stein

bp: Q: WHAT DOES AL FRANKEN DRINK BEER OUT OF
bp: A: FRANKEN'S STEIN
lysol: haha
bp: http://www.google.com/search?q=%22franken%27s+stein%22 - Results 1 - 10 of about 10,300,000 for "franken's stein"
Mar 3rd
This is what has kept me so busy in Second Life lately,...
Mar 3rd
PINK DOLPHIN via allthedetails
Mar 2nd

"a real operator"

dmd: Are you a live person or a chat script?
verizon: You are speaking with a real operator who is ready to help you.
dmd: Can you prove that you're not a script? What is 1+1?
verizon: You are speaking with a real operator who is ready to help you.
dmd: Just tell me what 1+1 is.
verizon: I am sorry but I do not understand your question. Please do tell me again.
dmd: I just want to make sure you are a live person and not a script.
verizon: You are speaking with a real operator who is ready to help you.
Mar 2nd
Warch Watch
Don Hertzfeldt: INTERMISSION … IN THE THIRD DIMENSION Also see “Rejected.” (via...
Mar 2nd
"Sup Dawg" is now retired. XZIBIT GOT MAD
Mar 2nd
The Eyes of Cardboard Arnold are Upon You (via...
Feb 28th
Please see layered psd photoshop file for image work....
Feb 28th

atlas burned

stynxno: wth. atlas shrugged sales are booming right now?
cortex: It's Pascal's Wager 2.0
cortex: If Ayn had the secrets to economic success, win.
cortex: If not: you can burn it for heat.
Godbert: atlas shrugged special packaging: now with flint & steel
Feb 27th
“Rihanna’s IQ,” from the...
Feb 27th
Art Class Google Logos.
Feb 26th
NACELLES
Feb 25th
Where Would Jesus Ski?
Feb 23rd
Warch Watch
Tesla coils playing Super Mario theme.
Feb 22nd
bp: STEAMPUNK ZOMBIE BUNNY NINJA HUMPING BALLOONS IN NORTH KOREA
Feb 22nd
“We don’t know what the problem is, and we don’t...”
— Fiddles.com, on why they block...
Feb 22nd
(via dogs-looking-like-people)
Feb 21st
Incontinence at NASA.
Feb 21st
BUMPNOXIOUS… ZERO FUNKATIVITY… MOTOR...
Feb 20th
W T F (2.0)
Feb 20th
The House that JELL-O Built… ..is now TRAPPED IN...
Feb 20th
Feb 19th
Dolphin and Dog.
Feb 18th
The Great Sleeping Bear. An art sleeping bag. Shaped like a...
Feb 18th
“First you claimed your Luve was like a ‘red, red rose...”
— slacktivist
Feb 18th
Hurray! Arrgh!
Feb 18th
“In addition, they have reformatted the bill. They’ve...”
— Rush Limbaugh, miserably...
Feb 17th
danmeth: My Trilogy Meter
Feb 17th
Feb 17th
Unemployed Stuff To Do List (via standardgrey)
Feb 16th
Pres. Obama flashing victory fingers en route to inaugural...
Feb 14th
Haikus. via theduty
Feb 12th
CRUSH THE GERMANS WITH YOUR MIND (source, reference)
Feb 12th
Ape Lad : “Popsi” via yourmonkeycalled
Feb 12th
Hug(e) me
Feb 12th
“Hello. I’m Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien...”
— Leonard Nimoy, The Springfield...
Feb 11th
“WHY ARE SIDNEY POITIER AND STEVE MARTIN HAVING A...
Feb 11th

fish

bp: give a man a fish and he will have a fish
bp: teach a man to fish and he'll know how to fish but won't have a fish because the fish all have mercury in them
bp: and the man you gave a fish will get mercury poisoning
Feb 10th
“my cat needed some operation in this dream so they were...”
— #mefi/duckstab
Feb 10th
“I supplement my personality with witty shirts.”...
Feb 9th

bras

Jen: what did you stock up with? Paulo: Just some Trader Joe’s milk chocolate bras. Paulo:...
Feb 9th
“The wild dogs cry out in the night, as they grow restless...”
— Excerpt from Toto’s...
Feb 8th
LOWL
Feb 6th
Ferret Breakfast.
Feb 6th
yo dawg i heard you like mudkips so i put a mudkip in your...
Feb 5th
Secrets of ALL Magic Tricks, Revealed! (via...
Feb 5th
dog maki
Feb 5th

suck

lysol: cool, I thumbsdowned a song by the guitarist from radiohead
lysol: and the postal service
lysol: and dntel
bp: postal service is ok
lysol: no, actually, they suck a lot
bp: ok they suck
lysol: I'm glad we had this chat
bp: actually i just wanted an excuse to tumblr a witty chat
Feb 5th
“You shall find my billfold in your satchel. It has the...”
— Sir Jules Winnfield Esq. (via)
Feb 4th

bat'leth

bp: http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/18637190/detail.html
bp: Masked Man Robs Convenience Stores With Klingon Sword - Clerks Recognize Sword As Batleth
pgp: how very kevin smith
lysol: haha
esch: 10:06 <@mdxi> sad: both clerks knew what a bat'leth
esch: 10:06 <@mdxi> sadder: i know where the missing apostrophe goes
Feb 4th
Agitated Chicken.
Feb 3rd
Babby Back Ribs
Feb 3rd
Brain & Nerve Tonic (via eyeonspringfield)
Feb 3rd
zomgroundhog (via stalk via jennifur85)
Feb 2nd
It’s a Girl! [imperial march song]
Feb 1st