March 2009
Dear Tumblr:
Login form on front page please, to save a click. Tnx.
ketchup
Waiter: I am the waiter sir.
Hudson Hawk: Oh. Very nice. Fettucini con fungi porcinni. Prego. Oh, and bring me a bottle of ketchup, will ya?
Anna: You heard him.
Waiter: Ketchup! Ketchup! Stupid Americanos always ketchup...
Exploding Blog! →
My latest Tumblr venture. You should follow it. There are explosions.
On the proliferation of "Twitter Experts" who...
If there’s money in telling people how to post text to an input field with a 140 character limit I want in on that action.
re: space shuttle bat and bacon butties
duckstab: it's the natural order of things. shark eats fish, shuttle eats bat, i eat the upper part of a pig's shoulder.
WatchTwouble With Twitters.
trail mix
lysol: oh hey. I bought this zen party trail mix at target
lysol: it's actually pretty good
bp: oh yeah that stuff's good
lysol: bp: it tastes way better than I expected
lysol: wow this mix is good
lysol: and not too salty either
lysol: WASABI PEA
lysol: ACK ACK ACK KILL IT
overflow
bp: FF's default behavior for over-long text in width-defined blocks is overflow:visible
bp: IE's default behavior is OH NOES MUST STRETCH BOX
gtd
hsdy: gtd? grand theft donkey?
esch: yeah it's an amish game
franken's stein
bp: Q: WHAT DOES AL FRANKEN DRINK BEER OUT OF
bp: A: FRANKEN'S STEIN
lysol: haha
bp: http://www.google.com/search?q=%22franken%27s+stein%22 - Results 1 - 10 of about 10,300,000 for "franken's stein"
"a real operator"
dmd: Are you a live person or a chat script?
verizon: You are speaking with a real operator who is ready to help you.
dmd: Can you prove that you're not a script? What is 1+1?
verizon: You are speaking with a real operator who is ready to help you.
dmd: Just tell me what 1+1 is.
verizon: I am sorry but I do not understand your question. Please do tell me again.
dmd: I just want to make sure you are a live person and not a script.
verizon: You are speaking with a real operator who is ready to help you.
"Sup Dawg" is now retired. XZIBIT GOT MAD →
