April 2009
Pork. →
dllep
bp: i wish explodingblog.com could be as popular [as dogs-looking-like-people]
bp: i guess dogs are more attractive than explosions
duckstab: what if we could somehow combine them
bp: yeah we could call it
bp: explodingdog or something
duckstab: brilliant!
esch: explodingdllp
duckstab: dogs looking like exploding people
“To eliminate any doubt, I am a Republican, and I am running for reelection in...”
– Arlen Specter (March 2009)
“‘The April 15th Tea Party anti-tax actions were not a “mass movement”—they...”
– Excerpts from a Lyndon LaRouche daily briefing. Yeah, he blames Soros AND Fox at the same time.
tf2
bp: so what character type should i be in tf2
vee: bard
bp: BARDS SAPPIN MAH SENTRY
WatchTwilight With Cheeseburgers (via thedailywhat)
two strangers meet in a nearly-empty second life...
Me: Somehow I thought the Combat sandbox would be more hellish.
Daggsy Dagger: Yeah, not much happening.
Daggsy Dagger: I could randomly attack you if you prefer.
Me: naw
Me: i guess i've seen my home location a lot today.
Daggsy Dagger: Meh, fair enough.
Me: ah well, cya then
Daggsy Dagger: Yep. See ya.
replicanturtle
pgp: dmd, you're walking in a park and you see a robot. suddenly you pick him up and put him on his back. you see the robot struggling in the hot sun and he can't get up, not without your help. but you're not helping. why is that?
dmd: Because I hate turtles.
dmd: I mean robots.
pgp: good answer! you passed
bp: No. I think dmd is a turtle.
pgp: lol
pgp: BASH SHELL
dmd: ooh
dmd: better answer.
dmd: no wait
dmd: turtles can't pick up robots
dmd: well i guess very small robots
bp: how do you know so much about turtles?
dmd: I used to be one.
bp: tell me about your egg laying mother
“You have used the verb “tweeted.” Ninjas have been dispatched to...”
– sakdoctor
“These are not tea-parties. They are tea-tantrums.”
– Andrew Sullivan via Jon Perr
couch
twentynine: new couch is here!
duckstab: eat couch
