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    1. Krrrlson: LAUNCH TORPEDOES
    2. GIR: CAPTAIN, THE TORPEDO BAYS ARE FILLED WITH BEARS!
    3. Krrrlson: MAN PERISCOPE
    4. GIR: CAPTAIN, THE SEA IS BOILING WITH SHARKS!
    5. Krrrlson: MAN THE POOP DECK
    6. GIR: CAPTAIN, LOL POOP DECK!
    7. Krrrlson: BATTLE SPEED
    8. GIR: dun... dun... dun... dun... dun...
    9. Krrrlson: ATTACK SPEED
    10. GIR: dun. dun. dun. dun. dun.
    11. Krrrlson: RAMMING SPEED
    12. GIR: DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-CAPTAIN, WE HAVE RAMMED AN UNDERWATER CAVE OF WEAPONIZED BEES!
    13. Krrrlson: ABANDON SHIP
    14. GIR: CAPTAIN, THE SHIP IS SURROUNDED BY BEARS HOLDING SHARKS!!!