So you have a cellphone which, out of the box, is locked to an awful telecom network, comes crippled to third-party software installations, lacks basic functions like video recording, MMS, filesystem browsing, bluetooth file transfer, SIM-swapping, or plain old cut and paste of text, and needs “jailbreak” hacks to break the firmware into accepting installs of external apps. But hey, look, you can use two fingers to zoom stuff!
— me, here